3.06.2007

A Battle for Survival!


This is the gleeful Lizard Man Ghost, who's falling through the sky fighting the evil beast called the Lizard Man Monster. The Lizard Man Ghost is a ghost, and is the last of his species. He seeks help to restore his people to life. So he travels to earth. The Lizard Man Monster is also a ghost, but more of a monster, and constantly seeks to eat the last Lizard Man (although they are both dead). The Lizard Man Ghost is always happy, no matter what...even extinctions don't upset him. He is naked all the time, because he lost his clothes in battle. This does not explain why he wasn't wearing clothes when he was flying around, instead he was just wearing a red towel as a cape. He is silly. He follows Ulises around, because he thinks Ulises has the answer to his problem. The Lizard Man Monster is a nasty thing, which is similar to the the Lizard Man Ghost in that it has a circular head with spikes..but the monster has many spikes and many eyes. Why? I don't know. He is a devourer of worlds. Good LUCK TO LIZARD MAN GHOST!

I thought this would be an interesting side note..since the Lizard Man Ghost is some type of evolved dinosaur from another planet, i found these pictures of what an evolved dinosaur WOULD look like. A guy named Dale Russel came up with it. Here is a picture of an evolved Troodon (a type of dinosaur)

and this is what it evolved from:


this is what it says on wikipedia about it:

"In a thought experiment conducted in 1982, paleontologist Dale Russell, curator of vertebrate fossils at the National Museum of Canada in Ottawa, conjectured that, had the Chicxulub meteorite not exterminated the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, bipedal predators which existed at that time, such as Troodon, would have evolved into a humanoid intelligent form not unlike our own. Troodontids had manipulative fingers and binocular vision. Like most dinosaurs of the Troodont family, this creature, the Dinosauroid, would have had large eyes and three fingers on each hand, one of which would have been partially opposed. As with most modern reptiles (and birds), its genitalia would have been internal. Russell speculated that it would have required a navel, as a placenta aids the development of a large brain case, however it would not have possesed mammary glands, and would have fed its young, as birds do, on regurgitated food. Its language would have sounded somewhat like bird song."

I like this. Lizard Man Ghost has his genitals on the outside, i guess he evolved some distinct mammalian characteristics...like external ears too. Oh well. I enjoy this.

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