This is Ippo, he's a pygmy hippo with a television in him. He's sold under the brandname "IppoTV". Ippo's are silly and playful, and will change the channel on you if they don't like the show you are watching. Bad shows make their tummies ache. Since they are hippos, they like to swim in water..but don't let them! They're electronics will go wacky and they'll have to be sent to a veterinarian and a tv repair man! Those doctors are hard to find. Plus, its quite difficult working on the insides of a Ippo, they have lots of blubber and vacuum tubes and wires and organs all mixed up. But if you like fat squishy things and televisions inside them, then an IppoTV is the way to go.

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