3.30.2007

3.29.2007

The Dinoxors versus the Wall Eyed's!



The Dinoxors have invaded, the shock troops of the mysterious transdimensional ships that have entered Satex, ready to do battle. But at the defense are the Wall Eyed's! A Superhero team of poor strabismus suffering animals; a Pug, a Puffer Fish, and an Owl. Each one has a special item that grants them a strange undefined power. The Pug seems to be able to shoot a beam of hearts from a watch, and the Owl seems to have a strange thought plant creator...the Puffer Fish seems to be floating in a bunch of bubbles...we're not sure thats his power though. These sad superheros though are in over their head, and the Dinoxors haven't even noticed them standing about. Maybe they should try other superhero things, like telling kids not to stare too close at the television. Maybe they'll realize they are overwhelmed and run away!

To fight another day!!!

3.28.2007

The Ultra Evil Lord Lavatron of the Seventy Seven Rockets!



This is the most evil character in Lord Lavatron. Well, evil by human standards. There is a character that is more evil than he, but it is more of a force of nature rather than a conscious decision to be cruel.

Many years ago, Lord Lavatron was just a normal lad who wanted to find the edge of the universe. He built seventy-seven rockets and put a piece of his brain into each. Many years after the rockets' rocketmen had died, the rockets stilled lived on, with a dim sort of intelligence. One brain began to redevelop itself, and after the rocket was picked up by an alien race, began to make moves to take it over.

This disconnected brain in a vat, mixed with bits of machine and computer is what may have turned Lord Lavatron's spirit so dark. And years after the launch of the seventy seven rockets, an alien ship crashed into satex. Bringing with it the evil of Lord Lavatron and a strange sort of aliens made of ambient energies that took the form of surrounding materials.

In Satex, they took the permanent forms of The Rock Men, The Dirt Men, and the Lava Men. The Lava Men are behind Lord Lavatron in this picture of him wreaking havoc on a highway. They are the break away faction of aliens that betrayed their race to aid Lord Lavatron reconstitute his form.

I hope you like this drawing!

3.18.2007

IppoTV


This is Ippo, he's a pygmy hippo with a television in him. He's sold under the brandname "IppoTV". Ippo's are silly and playful, and will change the channel on you if they don't like the show you are watching. Bad shows make their tummies ache. Since they are hippos, they like to swim in water..but don't let them! They're electronics will go wacky and they'll have to be sent to a veterinarian and a tv repair man! Those doctors are hard to find. Plus, its quite difficult working on the insides of a Ippo, they have lots of blubber and vacuum tubes and wires and organs all mixed up. But if you like fat squishy things and televisions inside them, then an IppoTV is the way to go.

3.06.2007

Nikola contemplates the grains of gypsum.



This is a picture I took of Nikola on a roadtrip. He is sitting against the dead wood. He was reluctant to go, because his mansion was under construction and he hates heat since he is from russia. Nikola Tesla is a bear cat that was named after the frequently overlooked inventer by the name of Nicola Tesla. Nikola Tesla is also an inventor. He has invented a sentient lawn mower. But he mostly takes part in research and analysis of the natural world. Nikola has had many wives, and is a widower 3 times over. His life has been hard and sad, and he drinks often because of this. He has an uneasy friendship with Ulises Farinas. He also exists both in Satex, and in the outerverse as a stuffed animal (that was made by ulises).

A Battle for Survival!


This is the gleeful Lizard Man Ghost, who's falling through the sky fighting the evil beast called the Lizard Man Monster. The Lizard Man Ghost is a ghost, and is the last of his species. He seeks help to restore his people to life. So he travels to earth. The Lizard Man Monster is also a ghost, but more of a monster, and constantly seeks to eat the last Lizard Man (although they are both dead). The Lizard Man Ghost is always happy, no matter what...even extinctions don't upset him. He is naked all the time, because he lost his clothes in battle. This does not explain why he wasn't wearing clothes when he was flying around, instead he was just wearing a red towel as a cape. He is silly. He follows Ulises around, because he thinks Ulises has the answer to his problem. The Lizard Man Monster is a nasty thing, which is similar to the the Lizard Man Ghost in that it has a circular head with spikes..but the monster has many spikes and many eyes. Why? I don't know. He is a devourer of worlds. Good LUCK TO LIZARD MAN GHOST!

I thought this would be an interesting side note..since the Lizard Man Ghost is some type of evolved dinosaur from another planet, i found these pictures of what an evolved dinosaur WOULD look like. A guy named Dale Russel came up with it. Here is a picture of an evolved Troodon (a type of dinosaur)

and this is what it evolved from:


this is what it says on wikipedia about it:

"In a thought experiment conducted in 1982, paleontologist Dale Russell, curator of vertebrate fossils at the National Museum of Canada in Ottawa, conjectured that, had the Chicxulub meteorite not exterminated the dinosaurs 65 million years ago, bipedal predators which existed at that time, such as Troodon, would have evolved into a humanoid intelligent form not unlike our own. Troodontids had manipulative fingers and binocular vision. Like most dinosaurs of the Troodont family, this creature, the Dinosauroid, would have had large eyes and three fingers on each hand, one of which would have been partially opposed. As with most modern reptiles (and birds), its genitalia would have been internal. Russell speculated that it would have required a navel, as a placenta aids the development of a large brain case, however it would not have possesed mammary glands, and would have fed its young, as birds do, on regurgitated food. Its language would have sounded somewhat like bird song."

I like this. Lizard Man Ghost has his genitals on the outside, i guess he evolved some distinct mammalian characteristics...like external ears too. Oh well. I enjoy this.